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A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

  1. Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  2. Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  3. Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  4. Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  5. Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  6. Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  7. Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
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Posted on Saturday, July 26 2014.
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