Lament of the Mind

aNOTHER NSFW TEXT POST OH nOOOOOOO

So I’ve got this problem where I have a tendency to follow a lot of female bloggers and tweeters and stuff

And I’ll look at them saying things about being lonely or being shy or wanting boyfriends or someone to fuck them or whatever

And I’ll just go “I WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU and then cuddle all goddamn night and tell you how beautiful and funny and adorable and perfect and smart you are and treat you like you’re fucking precious BECAUSE YOU FUCKING ARE OKAY”

I’m actually a hopeless romantic when it comes to intimacy and really really really really love the idea of cute cuddly stuff and doing awesome neat amazing romantic things and shit, but everyone either sees the depressed me or the fat unapproachable me and I’m never allowed to show my kind loving gentle side. I try to genuinely compliment and be nice to someone and it comes off as creepy because apparently you’re not allowed to say nice things unless you’re attractive. No, I’m not always angling to get in your pants! (I wouldn’t say no to it, but…) Sometimes, I KNOW I’m out of my league (okay all the time) and I’m just saying something genuinely nice! If I’m just doing it to get in your pants, I’d make it more obvious because I’m sick as fuck of the stereotypical “nice guy waaaahhh got friendzoned” just like you are. Though I do wonder at what point it’s “appropriate” to approach someone romantically… I’m still working that whole thing out, that seems to be one weird fucking line to cross nowdays because girls want to know you before you ask them out but you’ve gotta do it before they consider you a “friend” or you come off as just wanting to get close to her so you can get in her pants? Idfk.

Anyway what I’m saying is LADIES YOU ARE CUTE AND NICE AND WONDERFUL AND FUNNY PEOPLE AND STOP BEING SO SAD AND LONELY! I want to get to know you better and then help with those things because you are genuinely lovely people and deserve to be treated like it!