Lament of the Mind

ponyzord:

theangeldetective:

There’s a lot of valentine’s day stuff on Pinterest already. I should be irritated, I’m basically perma-single and have never had a valentine.

But fuck, I love Valentine’s Day. I dress as pretty as I damn well please and basically devote the entire day  to myself. I eat delicious as fuck food, paint my nails and only do things I want to do.

A+ holiday. 

I’ve never had a valentine either. We should start a club. With like, jackets and shit.

Hey, me too. I’ll take a jacket. I’m pro at printing out flyers, should I do that?