Lament of the Mind

shitthesignssay:

rapidopatter:

blimpcat:

hussie-stole-my-soul:

iheartpkmn:

8lue-8lood-vriska-serket:

shitthesignssay:

Aries- Grabs the nearest chainsaw and hacks that shit up

Taurus- Carefully carves the top off and bakes the seeds for a nice snack

Gemini- Comes up with 10,000 ideas, gets bored and executes none of them

Cancer- Isn’t allowed to use knives yet, angrily jabs at it with a spoon.

Leo- Stacks 3 pumpkins on top of one another and makes a giant pumpkin man

Virgo-Carves a traditional Jack-o-Lantern and places a candle inside

Libra- Rather than carve it, Libra paints it and repaints it every few days

Scorpio- Pulls out plans made in April, spends days in solitude making the perfect scary face

Sagittarius- “Accidentally” chops it in half, kicks it and throws it a the neighbors car

Capricorn- Has someone else do it for them, complains how much stress it caused them

Aquarius- Researches the entire background of pumpkin carving, decides to carve an eggplant because they’re under appreciated

Pisces – Carves it in early October, is upset when it rots before Halloween night

Homestucks where are you?

This needs to be a thing. Calling all Homestucks.

someone please illustrate this

This accurately portrays every single character omfg

You called?

WHEN THINGS GET ILLUSTRATED AND CITED PROPERLY AND I DON’T HAVE TO KILL ANYONE<3