To-do list for Wednesday:
If Obama wins:
Get up.
Get showered and dressed.
Go to school.
Go to work.
Come home.
Eat dinner.
Go to bed.
If Romney wins:
Get up early.
Shower.
Get a haircut.
Buy a suit.
Sell unnecessary possessions.
Apply for a passport.
Draft a request to the Canadian Government for political/religious asylum.
Find a place to wait until my passport comes in.
Hope to hell they don’t kill me.
27. Chaotic Neutral INFP, techie, Blizzard gamer. Possibly a shitposting robot. Anti-authority, anti-fascist, far-left radical.