Lament of the Mind

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c1efairy:

shouttogether:

hotfriend:

public high school things
•naruto kids
•kids punching windows
•kahoot
•"miss…..miss……c'mon"
•leaks coming from everywhere
•screams from every direction

•jeopardy review games
•chicken nuggets that are orange and all the same shape
•people fighting for no reason
•couples who make out in the hallway like they’re never gonna see each other again
•those kids who take the bathroom pass and disappear for half of class

•clapping in the middle of lunch for no reason?
•only going to the homecoming game
•being embarrassed by the student art in the hall
•that one teacher that no one calls mr./Mrs./miss/etc but instead just their last name
•hearing yelling from other classrooms and wondering wtf is going on????

- People who stop in the middle of the goddamn hallway
- That one kid who always has a winter coat on no matter what
- ‘Gay table’
- Kids who rap/blast rap music in the hallway
- “—– Please take off your hood/hat.”
- The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do
- We still have 3 minutes left don’t pack up yet or you’re getting a detention
- Mysterious ceiling stains
- Smoke coming out of the bathroom
-People who skip class and hide in the bathroom all period instead of leaving

• those 3 kids who everyone knows are drug dealers
  
• the secretary who is Tired
• finding outdated memes printed out and pinned to the walls in teacher offices (ex: condescending willy wonka: “oh so that OTHER teacher didn’t give you homework?? i see”)
• singing songs u learned in middle school language classes
• the end of class is whenever someone shuffles their papers into a binder or moves their backpack, everyone else will follow like some freaky instinctual mimicry shit

this happens at all american schools

It’s good to see high school hasn’t changed in 8 years.