- Shoujo Protagonist: Oh dear how will I ever choose between this thoughtful, brooding boy with dark hair and this cheerful, light-hearted boy with blonde hair???
- Me: Hm. That sure is a conundrum. Probably whichever one you liked less at first.
- Shoujo Protagonist: Oh, but what about this rambunctious punk boy who showed up out of nowhere with a crush on me?
- Me: Nah, he won't last for more than a couple chapters. One of the other two.








