Lament of the Mind

every “the signs as” post

ponett:

• pisces: a fish
  
• leo: a cat, or mario. either way, probably a furry
  
• gemini: evil
• aries: probably evil
  
• scorpio: evil, unless the post was written by a scorpio, in which case scorpios are misunderstood babies and also coincidentally very cool and attractive
  
• taurus: something really boring, unless there’s an opportunity to make a joke about bulls or cows
  
• capricorn: (blindly throws a dart at a dnd alignment chart) okay i guess that’s what capricorns are like
• cancer: karkat vantas
  
• the other four: i was the bus