the stages of your friends not responding to any of your messages
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stage 1: aw ok, i guess they're away then
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stage 2: really, it has been AT LEAST an hour if not two, what the hell
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stage 3: WOW OK JUST IGNORE ME THEN
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stage 4: oh no what if their mom died or something and i'm interrupting their grieving?
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stage 5: oh no what if something happened to THEM? ARE THEY OK? WHAT IF THEY'RE IN THE HOSPITAL
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stage 6: they died and the last message they got from me was a horoscope post saying they'd be leroy jenkins what have i done
Posted on Saturday, June 6 2015.