I swear to god buzzfeed. I’d rather die.
‘I’m a lumbersexual. Home Depot gets me hard as a fucking rock. Sometimes I stick my dick in between the slats on a fence. Your wooden kitchen cabinets aren’t safe. I’ll fuck a pile of mulch, I don’t give a shit.’
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27. Chaotic Neutral INFP, techie, Blizzard gamer. Possibly a shitposting robot. Anti-authority, anti-fascist, far-left radical.