Lament of the Mind

reillymouse:

rulesofthereallifemagicalgirl:

I want a magical girl parody/comedy show that isn’t about boys in frilly outfits or sex or mocking the genre, I want it to be about like

Girls of varying backgrounds and personalities who were all really mean to each other at school and have long histories with each other and are each others rivals

but they were all magically “chosen” so they all have to learn to work together and slowly reveal each others dark pasts and become closer and by the final episode theyre a real, true-blue magical girl team

but most of the series is them bitching at each other and getting the shit kicked out of them because they cant cooperate (thus forcing them to learn the magic of friendship)

“EXCUUUUSE ME KAREN I DON’T REMEMBER YOU BEING THE ONE STANDING LEFT OF CENTER”
“OH MY GOD COULD YOU GET OFF MY ASS FOR LIKE TWO SECONDS I THINK WE HAVE BIGGER ISSUES THAN OUR FINISHING POSE”
“YOU ARE ALWAYS LIKE THIS”

“I’m green?! No fair, I wanted to be pink! I don’t even like green.”

“Well we can’t both wear pink, Rachel, so get the fuck over it.”

“l’m happy with my color.”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP TIFFANY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT IF YOU’RE A FAN OF FUCKING MAGENTA.”