Lament of the Mind

EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY OF THE ZODIAC SIGNS

1. Aries Expectation: Fierce ram, will fuck u up, is hella brave
2. Aries Reality: Is a sheep with oversized horns and was bullied and is trying to overcompensate
3. Taurus Expectation: Loyal bull
4. Taurus Reality: Cow that is too lazy to betray you
5. Gemini Expectation: Super smart, super intelligent, can and will slay you.
6. Gemini Reality: Has abandonment issues and an identity crisis every month
7. Cancer Expectation: Mother bear and reliable and strong
8. Cancer Reality: Emotional wreck
9. Leo Expectation: Loyal sexy and confident
10. Leo Reality: Emo lion
11. Virgo Expectation: Shy smart and organized
12. Virgo Reality: Always having internal meltdowns
13. Libra Expectation: Fashionable and friendly and fair
14. Libra Reality: Really sad that they cannot fix everyone
15. Scorpio Expectation: Dark mysterious and probably a killer
16. Scorpio Reality: Really emo that hates everyone and has uncontrollable emotions
17. Sagittarius Expectation: So wise and majestic
18. Sagittarius Reality: Makes up everything to compensate for the lack of meaning in their life
19. Capricorn Expectation: Cool, calm, collected, ambitious
20. Capricorn Reality: Power starved baby that just wants love
21. Aquarius Expectation: God
22. Aquarius Reality: Still God
23. Pisces Expectation: So cute such anime!!
24. Pisces Reality: How can I murder ppl without getting my dress dirty