Lament of the Mind

Conversation with my very religious mother

1. Me: did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?
2. Mom:
3. Me: I mean it has mixed fabrics.
4. Me: According to the bible, that's a sin.
5. Mom: show me where it says that
6. Me: levictus 19:19
7. "'Keep my decrees.
8. “‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
9. “‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
10. “‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
11. Mom:
12. Mom:
13. Mom: well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell
14. Me: so why are people doing that with homosexuality