Lament of the Mind

So yeah, Tumblr’s dead.

If anyone wants me, I’m still primarily over on Twitter anyway, @XylariaVG, go nuts.

what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck

swampgallows:

draeneis:

guldan:

draeneis:

i love saurfang but the dudes gotta stop committing genocide and THEN realizing it was probably a bad thing to do

orc culture is laying siege to capital cities full of civilians and then realising that in retrospect, it probably aint the most honorable thing to do

the fel blood curse is actually just cognitive dissonance

isei-silva:

cosmicdwarf:

suddenlybear:

zomblequeen:

Someone: Warcraft technology is low fantasy

Me: WoW is a horrific goulash of different things different devs thought were cool at the time and to try and mark its technology as a specific type of fantasy is like trying to nail jello to a wall

WoW has IV fluid bags, but no ball point pens, they have rocket flight but no indoor plumbing, lightbulbs and electrical systems but still uses parchment for most things, advanced artillery but handguns are a rarity, an underground railway but no toilet paper.

If they has toilette paper they couldn’t throw in the per expansion poop fetching quest.

WoW is the perfect mesh of high fantasy mixed with diesel punk mixed with science fiction mixed with industrialization anything goes I love it

zhvli:

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level

Busybody stay-at-home mom neighbor harasses me until my restraining order kicks her out of her house.

prorevenge:

I lived across the street from a very bored stay-at-home mom whose excess idle time turned her into an insufferable busybody.

Her husband backed out of the driveway and slammed into my roommate’s car parked on the curb. He apologized, gave us his insurance info, and took care of it. He was never a problem, because he accepted responsibility for what he did.

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racingbarakarts:

myblogisnotinteresting:

racingbarakarts:

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose